People ask us these questions (usually in this order) Do you know what you are having? Have you selected names? What are they? Why won't you tell me the names? (and then they generally proceed to suggest their own names (sometimes, literally, their own name) After that, the next question is-- will you circumcise if it's a boy? In the hospital? Here are the answers (mostly in order) NO. MOSTLY. NOT TELLING. BECAUSE. WE'RE JEWISH. AT HOME. And in case you were wondering, here are a list of 52 names we have 98% ruled out: AGAMEMNON ARIADNE BRADFORD BERNICE CUTHBERT CARPATHIA DARIO (sadly) DEMETER EGBERT ERNESTINA FRANCESCO FLAMINIA GERARD GRETEL HUBERT HEATHER INDIGO INDIA JEEVES JERMAINE KUNTA KINTE KRIMEFIGHTER LAVAUGHN LAVENDER MARIO MOON UNIT NIXON NINE OTTO (sadly) OCTAVIA PRINCE (or any rep. symbols) PLATYPUS QUENTIN QUERRELLE RAYMUNDO RAVINIA SATCHEL SHANEEKWAH TRAVERS TILDA URANUS URETHRA VINCENZO VANEESHA WALKER WILHELMINA XERXES XENA YOUNG YELLOW ZEBADIAH ZEE Many other names are also not on the table, but I leave it for your overactive imaginations to conjure. And the middle names that we have ruled out... well, it just boggles the mind! If we must continue to wait for the baby, we might have to scrap our names entirely and just go with Godot.